The Dead

Yet more insect action, this time SEX

SEX! This position is something I like to call 'The green question mark', or 'The dragon sigh', or 'The monkey's paw', or 'The Gimpo', or 'pulling the goalie'. Man, I need to think of better ones. I'm gonna be up all night. 'The I can give good sex to you'. Hmm.

More insect action

Go ant-fly, go! Drag that massive sick fat spider somewhere real quiet and eat his fat ass.

La cucaracha

Cobain and I watched this cockroach getting rushed by a gang of ants for 10 minutes. Brutal. We contemplated flipping the poor guy back over, but the ghost of Steve Irwin whispered 'It's nature's way' to us, and besides, who gives a crap about cockroaches? Go ants!

Doing what I do best

Korean advertising

Is annoying. This however, is not Korean advertising, it's a wacky Thai homoerotic reverse-Oreo deal. Back to Korean commercials. They annoy me. Lots of cute female baby voices cooing singsong slogans, shiny white mansions, and sparkling affluent young couples laughing about their new air conditioner like it's the goddamn 1950's or something. Hey Korea, stop annoying me, you hear me? You hear that? Got that? Sheeeeit.

Slippers

Been wearing slippers out in public lately. It's all downhill from here.

Best Family Mart ever

Birthday terror

Could there be a better way to celebrate your birthday than having a few of your closest friends bushwack you and tape you to a pillar? I can't think of one. The drink affixed to the hand is a nice touch.

Duck and cover

Once a month, these damn air raid sirens go off. I know that they do, but whenever I hear that sound, I instinctively check to see if there's a mushroom cloud growing behind Mount Halla. Sometimes I think that a nuclear strike on Seoul wouldn't be such a bad thing. They need to clean that town up. Yup. Sea of fire. Or is it 'East Sea of fire'? Anyways.

Spelling errors = funny

Boobi Boobi

Everything is just so goddamn classy in Daejeon. The place under Boobi-squared loosely translates as 'insane beer'.

Koreans camping without tents

Soju is one hell of a drug.

POWDER of NATURAL FOOD

It's people.

tipical

GREAT BLOODY HORRIFYING COMPUTER STUNT SUCCESS MINSTER

This would make a great band name for kids with skinny jeans.

Endorphin Garden

I like it.

Oh no he dih-ent!

Revolting and shocking.

Those chickens are WASTED!

Yes! One shot!

Taiwanese cereal instructions

B-b-but...how did the spoon get in the bowl? Did I somehow miss a step?

Belly Shock DELICIOUS STATION

Cheerful little guy.

3. moral interests

I'd be curious to know how often people surreptitiously import gramophone records that are detrimental to the political, economic, cultural and moral interests of China.

pestilent malconduct uproar

Jismyfavoriteone.

a Plate of Meat Shop

Always good advice

Kimchi cures the SARS

And tofu cures the menopause. Who knew?

Slovenly hot pants are strictly prohibitted

Chang's Feces Examination Apparatus

<--ok

La Muff

P.A.N.I.C.

Why would you name a kid's clothing store 'PANIC'? WHY?

tourist

It's white and hollow. Ok Thailand, we get the point.

Or is it 'Japaness' crap? Or Japanse?

TOMMY LEE JONES SAYS 'DRINK THIS JAPANESE CRAP!'

Let the silly sign barrage begin!

I'm trapped in my cell, and I haven't taken any pictures or done anything in weeks, so here is a collection of some of my favorite silly signs/things I've seen in my wasted life. Enjoy. By the way, if Goldorak ever really decided the start drinking the soju, we'd all be in big trouble.

My soggy prison

The rainy season here in Seogwipo (pronounced 'Soggy-po', how apt) has apparently been one of the worst in recent memory. Usually lasting almost a month from mid-June to mid-July, this year has been different. Starting in early July, the skies have been unrelentingly grey, with few exceptions. I'm talking about a dull monochrome grey that means you never know what time of day it is. 8AM is 11AM is 4PM is 6PM, it all looks the same. Coupled with the ball-breaking humidity, it's having the effect of making me a disoriented and dull boy, staring at the bars on my window. Hell, at least I'm not still in Taiwan, poor bastards.

I miss poutine.

Even though it turns into concrete in yer crap-factory.

Boobs for sale

This ad comes on late at night. It's selling two little mini-blenders that are supposed to enhance certain things. Funny!

Happy Haenyo

Eongtto Falls

The waterfalls of the Seogwipo side of Jeju are super-touristy, mecca-like landmarks every Korean is duty-bound to take their v-flashing picture in front of. Off the beaten waterfall track is Eongtto Falls, an impressive and colorful cliff that only transforms into a waterfall after epic rainfall. A few weeks ago, after a heavy rain, I raced to Eongtto hoping to see the promised torrent. It wasn't as pictured, but I saw it. Trickle.