Krampus!

These aren't the droids you're looking for...

You're getting an ole fashioned birching, you fat little bastard!

Wave goodbye, you fat little bastards!

  Another thing I'll talk about every year is Krampus, the evil, cloven-hooved anti-Santa.  He steals bad kids away and whips them with rusty chains and/or bundles of branches.  Gotta love those Northern Europeans.