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Invaderrrrrs! So I'm on a baseball team here, good times. It's a team mostly made up of foreigners, so it's definitely a novelty in the Korean leagues. I'd been a bit shaky with grounders during practices, so I was pleased with my mistake-free performance in our first game. We played against the 'White Helmets', who wore blue helmets, by the way, and the final score was...16-16. Yeah, after a brutal nine-inning slug-fest in the sun, we opted to just end the misery in a draw. I ripped the knee out of my brand new uniform sliding into third, and I was proud to finish out the game with a dirty uniform. Safe!
Incidentally, I chose the #17 for my uniform to honour the legendary Dock Ellis, who pitched a no-hitter in 1970 for the Pittsburgh Pirates...while on LSD. Righteous. Here's his tale:
"I didn't see the hitters..."
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