Lunch o champs and a dog's dinner

Upgrade-uh your dignity!

Glurmph

  Don't even fuckin ask me what I ate for lunch today, cuz I'm turning Korean.  Ok, it was ginseng drink, a boiled egg, and ramyan.  Yup, you're right - within two hours after eating it.
  Also, I recently spotted a bartender quietly wolfing down the grossest meal ever: Two pieces of cake, french fries, candied shrimp, and some other random yucky shiz.  I took the picture and gave her a raised-eyebrow thumbs up.  She smiled nervously and backed away in shame-fusion.