Maintenance

 

  A decent way clean some surface rust off chrome is with water and tinfoil.  Yeah it works pretty well.  One day maybe I'll own a nice shiny new bike, but I don't see that happening any time soon.  I like my bikes rusty and rattly - like a bucket of nails.  The rattlier the better.
  And then there's duct tape.
  'Maintenance', heh.  Cobain and I used to have a joke about...no, I better not.