Was a beach kinda weekend. Attended a little bonfire Saturday night, which of course quickly degenerated into fireworks shoot-outs (sky candy!) and mass drunken skinny-dipping. This may sound fun, but it isn't so fun when massive waves flip you so hard that your testicles hit your chin. At least I HOPE those were my testicles. Also, when we got out, it seemed like there were 20 females standing in a line, judging the naked lads. Where in the hell they came from I'll never know. My face is pink from today's beach session. And there's sand everywhere. Everywhere. Fuck, I have ugly feet.
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