As I told someone just 2 short minutes ago, in my time on this fine earth, I've realized that two truths are universal: all women are bat-shit crazy, and all men are assholes. Boom!
The weekend of soccer resulted in my red-facedness. Sunburn, mostly. The weekend would have better been spent on the beach, showing off my frog back and checking out perky European tourists in their little bikinis with my peripheral-sunglass-vision. What else? Not much really.
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