Thinking of hitting up Seoul for New Year's, kick it with The Piss Bottle Man. Buy some shoes. Oh yeah, so I know I shouldn't have tried, but I thought, y'know, these days I see a lot of tall Korean guys around with what I judge to be big feet, so I thought I'd try my luck at buying shoes. Nope. Went into like 12 places, and each time I told them my shoe sizeee they got agitated and/or apologetic, and shooed me out whilst taking quick surreptitious glances at my feet. 'He's worse than Hitler,' they thought as I walked out the door.
Oh shit, it's windy and rainy out.