In the name of science, I threw my phone in a drawer on Monday, and haven't touched it until today. I was a bit edgy at first, but I forgot I ever had a phone after a while, and it felt good. I'm spearheading a Luddite revolution! To the barricades! Except, I'm not sure how I'm gonna get the word out. Twitter and Facebook are out. To the mimeographs! I'm gonna blog with woodcarvings from now on! Fuck it, I'm going north.