Turtle egg

This wondrous Korean iced confection is called a 'turtle egg'.  A 'condom shitting out chocolate turtle shit' would be a more accurate description.  You cut (or bite, if you'd like) the tip off, and within seconds, it starts shrinking and shitting uncontrollably until empty, so you either have to suck on the rubbery thing for 10 minutes, or throw it out.  It doesn't taste half bad though, sorta like a Fudgesicle with a latex aftertaste.  I finished it, don't judge me.