I...

I do

...fucking hate computers.  My craptop is down, and the local computer butcher insists he has to wipe the hard drive to fix it.  Great.  Windows Vista is a fucking joke.  Then my scooter died.  The ignition crapped out.  The same one I had replaced a year ago.  Stuff made in Asia is fucking garbage.  Then the armpit of my jacket exploded.  And my neck hurts.  Holy fuck.
  The only thing that would cheer me up today is if Florence Welsh agreed to marry me.  I'm gonna have her children.