|I'm gonna bite his penis! Bite!|
As I swept my hand back up, the centipede clung momentarily to my glove, before spiralling through the air straight at my face. I closed my eyes, screamed 'Wuuuuuh!' and recoiled backwards. When I opened my eyes, I couldn't locate the centipede, so I jumped up and down like a ninny, frantically swatting at my clothes. I finally spotted the beast triumphantly scuttling away, so I took its picture and swore heartily. Little fucker.