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| Japan. Thank you. |
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| Dancing animatronic noodles |
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| Dinosaur meat |
The other day as I was walking through my parking lot, a soccer ball came bouncing over to me. Feeling cocky, I popped it up and starting bouncing it off my head and legs, hacky-sack style. The two kids were rightfully impressed, and started clapping. Feeling extra-cocky, I went to kick the ball back over the fence to them, but I put some extra mustard on it, trying to pop it way up. Well, it went in the exact opposite direction, and ended up landing on the cab of a nearby recycling truck with a deafening 'thunk'. The kids were in disbelief, and they quickly stopped clapping as I ran away and let them deal with the screaming truck driver. Hee hee, bitches!
Granny makes a decent 'shiksa' platter, can't complain. In any case, better than my brekkie (granola bar and coffee) or lunch (...
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Juvenile, that is. Did some birding today, felt good. I've gone out a few times over the past few months with little results - it'...
Ba-rum-pum-pum-pum Adrift Ha-hahhhh, soju sheeety soju. I haven't had a drop of that shite since August, I'm guessing, yo...
So somehow my bed worked itself on top of my internet cable over the years, pinching it to death. It took me about 20 minutes of rabid cur...
Hey! I found a pen down here! While I was fishing with my Brit bud last weekend, a ship (the Geum Sok ) pulled into the harbor, hee...
B-b-but...how did the spoon get in the bowl? Did I somehow miss a step?
This shoulda coulda gone in that other post. I actually think I posted this exact sign up two or so years ago. No matter. Jeppuh f...
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