Come on, really?!

Please arrest the man in the girl boots.

Don't look at Cobain.  He was an excuse for me to take a picture of the grown-ass man behind him, wearing...wait for it...UGGS!  I may not be a smart man, but I know that Uggs are for girls, and girls alone.  Jeez.  By the way, Blueberry Heaven from Smoothie King is the bomb for mitigating the effects of a hangover.  There's nothing unmanly about that.