Still not too much happening these days, chilly skies. Look at these Korean ladies and their robo-visors. Haha, Koreans crack me up. Hardy har har. Another group of people in Korea that crack me up is foreigners. There is a stereotype 'LBH' (Loser Back Home) character that pops up quite regularly in Korea. They can be the boring fat kid who grew up to play D&D and tuck dress shirts into jeans, who came to Korea to escape from being a loser. They can be the sketchy drifter, who came to Korea to escape from being a loser. They can be the heavily-medicated, compulsive lying basket-case, who came to Korea to escape from being a loser. No wonder Koreans hate us all. Some people don't realize that if you are the cause of all your problems, there's nowhere you can run to escape from being a loser. The Avett Brothers put it well in their jangly, cheerful chorus:
"The weight of lies will bring you down
And follow you to every town
Cause nothing happens here that doesn’t happen there
So when you run make sure you run
To something and not away from
Cause lies don’t need an aeroplane to chase you anywhere"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxHw5e1H10A&feature=related
huh huh huhhuhuhhuh, shut up beavis. why you picking on us on the westside?...because slutty asian chicks stop at their first port of landing and to many develop a fever? honestly, its not fair, and my semi-drunk arse will not stand for it. you guys have skanky french, whor-ish italians, stinky filthy russians to fill your day...what's your excuse? exoticism? the only reason is that koreans have teaching jobs without masters....by the way...they went max, hite, cass...OB was too disgusting to count as anything beyond non-potable water.
ReplyDeleteGood rant! I wasn't picking on west coast drifters in general, just one in particular. Y'oughta meet this douche, but I doubt if he'll still be here when you visit. No S Beer? Don't you want the s-uh-line?
ReplyDeleteyour blog rants are getting better and more opinionated. not that I have ever been to Korea before, or have known many teachers. you paint an entertaining and cynical portrait. keep up the good work beavis
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