Ever had a dream that goes this way?

I have, and I was like "See you at McDonald's!", and the cow was all "Nooooooooo!"

Summumn contines

September and October on Jeju kick July and August's ass. It's 23 and sunny every day, and cool and sleepable at night. I sigh eternally.

Hallo

Can't decide on a Halloween costume. I've gone as Steve Zissou for the past 2 years, but no one ever got it, so I think I've gotta switch it up this time. I was leaning towards Mormon or Waldo, but I'm open to good suggestions. Someone once told me that I had long nose holes. They were right.

A bat

It was in a cave (spot the 3 crickets?)
Korean food is rad, but I would surely murder someone for:
a) a club sandwich
b) a souvlaki platter

Here is that giant lighter you've always wanted

It makes my mitt look small. The internet guy loved it.

Bike names good

I'm easily amused. I bought a giant lighter. It makes me smile.

Craptop up up

Finally got this new laptop. Just spent a charming 30 minutes watching the internet guy nose around and watch Korean pop idols on my TV. For real, when he was done with the net he picked up my remote (MY remote), and channel surfed until he found scantily-clad K girls gyrating. It was 2en1. He smiled and looked at me. I raised my eyebrows and looked back at him. He watched 2 songs, and eventually left. I haven't had a computer for so long I fear I now forget what a blog is and what it's meant to do.

Wait wait wait wait wait

Still waiting on that computer. I think they're growing the parts in a field somewhere. All work and no computer make me something something. Weather's nice though.

Mandarin Duck

Hey everyone, look at him. He's a Mandarin duck. Look at him.

Bolleyvall

Played some this weekend, but my team didn't fare overly well, mostly due to my inverted underwear label. Ordered a computer this week. Gonna be a blog-gurgitation when I get it. Be afraid.

Flying Monkeys.

An elite team of 29 flying monkeys will be writing this blog until early next week, when I waste all of my money on another slab of plastic shit with a keyboard. Go flying monkeys, go!
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