The first Korean phrase I learned was 'Please don't put corn on my pizza.' With few exceptions, Korean pizza is hyper-crap. A Double Pizza veg slice however, is not crap. Look how many glorious olives are on that beast. Olives really polarize people - there's no halfway with olives. I think that taking pics of food is dumb, so I'ma stop.
Yep, Siberia for a month or two. I'm gonna do it. Why the fuck not.