Perdu

   This picture just about sums up my week.  Owls!  Owls!  "Glimmers of the insanity that eventually consumed him were evident in his eyes."  Resolute will get that one.  Navarre!  Navarre!  My balls!  My balls!  Siberia!  Hmmm.  Nice pair of hooters, eh.
  One time, a long time ago, this cute girl came up to me on the bus and asked me "What time is it?" but I think she knew what time it was at, if you know what I mean.  Me, being an idiot, I couldn't resist replying "Time to get a watch."  She looked puzzled and dismayed, and shuffled off, while I went 'ZING!' in my head.