Wednesday, 20 February 2013
One time, a long time ago, this cute girl came up to me on the bus and asked me "What time is it?" but I think she knew what time it was at, if you know what I mean. Me, being an idiot, I couldn't resist replying "Time to get a watch." She looked puzzled and dismayed, and shuffled off, while I went 'ZING!' in my head.