Last weekend, Accuweather fucked me. On the promise of minor drizzle, I went up to Jeju City to check the parks for early migrants, but all I found was Forrest Gump rain. When my binoculars were dripping wet and useless, I thought to myself 'I'm not having fun anymore,' so I went to E-mart and bought mojitos in a can then went back south. Jeju City is dumb anyway. And stupid.