|One time I went crazy|
|Then one time we dogsat another dog|
|Wee and skwee|
Last night he dropped a big ol deuce on a school field, and as I was bending down to pick it up (lest small children fall on the feces and cry) he unleashed a lightning-quick flurry of shit-kicks. Broken dogshit loglets went cartwheeling to all points of the compass, and then he looked up at me and smiled. What a huge little bastard.