Go-Yawn Open Mic

How many South Africans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Geoje mascots rockin' out with their cocks out

  I put together an open mic that went down last night.  It was badass.  About 40 folks showed up, and The Gyeryongsan Boys played every single song we knew.  We broke it up halfway through and had a bad joke competition.  Bad, bad jokes.  We played a bunch of drunky sing-alongs like Sweet Caroline.  Good times.
  This may sound strange, but I looked up at the moon today and thought about how it was cool.  You heard it here first, folks - the moon is cool.