Koreans love their smokes. Hard to find a Korean man that doesn't have a pack of skinny darts close at hand. Can't go wrong when they cost as much as a bag of chips. Oh, here's a rant for Resolute. One thing Korean men have perfected is the 'smokes-butt-in'. Almost every single time I'm at a convenience store, in the middle of a transaction mind you, a shifty Korean man with exact change dangling from his fat trembling finger-nubs will attempt to snaffle his way in front of me and get his fucking smokes. I don't allow it to happen, and they always look at me like I just shit in their grandmother's mouth when I scold them. 'It'suh MY cunt-uh-lee!', they glare. Wait in line like a civilized person, fuckface.
One time a hideous Korean man-o-lantern pulled this shenanigan at a BANK, and walked in front of me, in the middle of my dealio, and started up his own dealio with the meek, feckless teller. I fucking lost my shit up in there. Frothed.
Anyway, these smokes are cute. Almost as cute as the 'Glamour' brand smokes they market to girls - small packs covered in pastel flowers. I'll get a pic. Good old Asia, anything goes, innit.
Monday, 23 April 2012
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I love a good snaffling man-o-lantern rant.
ReplyDeleteHeh, I'll try to have a couple a month, for you.
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