A few weeks ago I was rockin' out at Brutopia with Dance, E-dog, and a few others. Playing shuffleboard, crushing pints of Honey Brown (Honey Brownnnnnnn!), as you do. I may or may not have phallically defaced a poster, just because dicks are always funny. As a bartender was heading to the pisser, I drew his attention to the superfluous member. He laughed and said "Yeah, that's a great dick!" right as he walked into the bathroom - the bathroom that was filled with five dudes a'peeing. I wish I could have been in there to see them all turn around and look at him. I wish. Oh, the shenanigans!