Yeah, that's a great dick!

Shpoing!

  A few weeks ago I was rockin' out  at Brutopia with Dance, E-dog,  and a few others.  Playing shuffleboard, crushing pints of Honey Brown (Honey Brownnnnnnn!), as you do.  I may or may not have phallically defaced a poster, just because dicks are always funny.  As a bartender was heading to the pisser, I drew his attention to the superfluous member.  He laughed and said "Yeah, that's a great dick!" right as he walked into the bathroom - the bathroom that was filled with five dudes a'peeing.  I wish I could have been in there to see them all turn around and look at him.  I wish.  Oh, the shenanigans!