Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Marley's Mellow Mood (reverse energy drink/filthy lucre)

Drink the irie, get so tirey 
We hope you like snoozin too
  I was going to buy a nice frosty can of Coke today, but when I saw this I bought it instantly, in spite of the fact that ol Bob Marley himself would probably not have approved. Packed with 'medicinal ingredients' such as valerian, lemon balm, chamomile, humulus lupulus hops, passionflower and melatonin (melatonin!), the warning on the back of the can helpfully advises the drinker not to operate heavy machinery after drinking this Trenchtown treat.
  It tasted like Snapple mixed with weed, and it actually worked.  I passed out halfway through M*A*S*H.  Too bad, because it was the episode where BJ declares a prank war on everyone.
  But yeah, Bob Marley has got to be not too impressed with this shameful money grab.
Marley on $$

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