Are we to accept these glib lies like a greased and nameless asshole? |
I blew out my legs and feet from excessive walking over the past two days. As I trudged home today, my left little toe, always the rebel, decided to curve under its unsuspecting neighbour and silently slice the shit out of it with a merciless knife-edged toenail. It was a bloody mess, and I knew it. I didn't even want to take off my sock, but I eventually did, and my worst fears were confirmed. A bloody mess. Merry Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDR9zULPcFk
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