In the mooooood

So uh,  I haven't seen you around here before.  You have long hair.  I like that.

Wow, that's lame.  Yeah, so I parked my scoot in a good birding spot, and out came a cow.  It was looking at my scoot like it wanted to cow-rape it for a while, but it didn't.  As I left, I mooed at it loudly and agressively, because that's MY scoot, punk!  Ugh, I'm falling apart.  Phlegm.