Splatsmash

Who knew that flies were filled with ranch?

My prowess with a BB gun vis-a-vis blood-filled mosquitoes is not in doubt.  As of today, neither is my prowess with a rubber band vis-a-vis a big fat fly.  Don't worry, it was the reincarnation of Elvis, and I sent it stright back to hell.  Vtttttttt!  Sputtt!