Awwwwww!

Will you be my road wife?  Meow!  Meow.  Meow?

  It looks like...it can't be...but it is!  It's the most awesome thing in the history of the world!  It's a slinky little cute and cute cute grey scamp that was pliable as mush, chilling on my bike seat.  Oh, happy day!  The filthy little rascal.