Nuts fun, Stinger, and a urine-soaked bear

 

  And when I say 'urine', in my head I'm saying it with a British accent, long-I style, so it rhymes with wine.  U-rine.  Or the river in Germany.

  And then there's this bear.  I was about to pick it up and pose it on my bike or something lame, when I noticed it was soaked in piss.  And not just a few drops of piss, I'm talking this thing was smashed by piss.  But in the pic it just looks like piss dribble.  So trust me there.  It was piss-smashed.