Sunday, 12 January 2014

Randumbs / phonesmart-mandumb


  When my smart phone died the other day it made me realize just how dumb it had made me.  THE DRONES ARE COMING!  THE DRONES ARE COMING!  DRONEWORLD!
  But seriously dude, I slept until noon because I had no alarm clock.  But I didn't know it was noon, because I had no clock-clock either, and I couldn't see where the sun was, because the Jeju skies have been all hazy and shit lately.  So I wandered around aimlessly, looking for the phone witch-doctor.
  My phone is ok now, ooh-eeh-ooh-ah-ah.
  Oh, I saw a guy driving a truck full of gas cylinders smoking the other day.  Insert hilarious exclamation here.

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