Wednesday 20 May 2009

Cleavage


Still on the subject of Home Plus ( me P us), I bought some cheap t-shirts there, thinking and hoping they would turn out normal. My hopes were met with grief and anguish. A:The cleavage on the package seems only to be an artist's impression. The actual neck-line is sadly much more plunging and revealing. B: After one wash, the bottom hem of the shirts miraculously shrinks north by a half foot, exposing my mid-riff. This might look good on Daisy Duke, but I just want a manly Marlon Brando shirt. Why is life so hard?

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