Sbummer

I hate summer. Sorry, but I do. I hate the heat. I hate the humidity. It makes me lathargic. It makes me bitchy. It makes me grouchy. It makes me wanna sit around and drink cold green bottles of Beck's, from Bremen. The best summer I've had in recent memory was last year in Australia, which was actually winter. Give me fall. Give me winter. Winter winter, oh mightiest and most honest of seasons, why hast thou forsaken me? Where art thine wintry chills and icy mists today, when I bloody need them? I'm gonna have to give in and use the aircon tonight. Damn you summer. Damn you.