Cobain got the idea into his head to get pet ducklings. I quickly got on board with supporting this absurd idea. Rather than spastically sip at filthy water like these two, Cobain's ducks would, according to our many lengthy pet duck discussions, wear little captain's hats. Headgear in place, we would race them in little remote-controlled boats. Alternately, with little leather helmets and goggles replacing the captain's hats, we could put them in remote-controlled helicopters and fly them around, to the delight of all.
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