What does -30 look like?

  Like this.  The eyelashes stick together, the red face, the hoar frost forms unibrows, the snot turns to ice, the legs freeze.  I'm a Hoary Redpoll.  Real bird.  Redmoll?  Just got back from Ottawa.  More soon.  It's full of pubs full of annoyingly chipper waitresses.  Have a good one, eh!?