Saw it in 3D IMAX in Seoul while less than sober, with a less than sober Piss Bottle Man. Lots of 'Woo-hoos!' ensued. I guess I'm your basic average red-blooded male mammal in that huge glowing things, explosions, and foxy sci-fi girls float my boat. Boh!
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Giant 3D boobies rock! |
In other news, I've been unfortunate enough to pick up on a hideous new trend in Seogwipo these days: people farting in elevators. I've been stuck in the trouser-cough hotbox at least 4 times over the past month. It's not cool being stuck in someone's cryogenically-preserved flatus for any period of time, especially when it smells like Korean food. Ok, I know this is too much information, but maybe I made a new year's resolution to have a grosser blog this year. That's a good idea. Last year I successfully resolved to not censor myself if I felt like swearing, and I'm real fucking unapologetic about that.
And now I have an embarrassing secret to report: today, in an effort to get back at my world, I farted in the elevator. Pay it forward.
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