Friday 21 January 2011

Jeju's most wanted, 2011 edition

Crimewave!  Sneaky Pete, #7, is the only crimmo who's been on this list since I first poked fun at Korea's ne'er do wells back in April of 2009.  I overlooked him back then, which was a fail on my part.  Let's pray he's dead, for all our sakes. You'll be happy to know that it seems like 2009's all stars (The Midnight Screamer, The Playboy Killer, The Soju Slasher, Kim the Ripper, The Black Widow, and The Butcher of Seogwipo) seem to have landed themselves in the stony lonesome.  This year's notable miscreants:
So, you can run and tell THAT, homeboy!
1. Bottle-biting Bill
2. Headbuttin' Hank
3. PC Bang Pete-euh
4. Metrosexual Mike
5. The Midnight Clencher
6. Nanook of the South
7. Sneaky Pete (Come and fucking find me, coppers!)
8. Effeminate Edward
9. They caught my dumb ass
10. 'Face like a plate of meat' Johnson
11. Ghostface Killah
12. Ol' Claw-Hands Sally
13. Snuggle Bear
14. Hammerhead McGee
15. Sven the Blockhead
16. The Combover Catburglar
17. The Ugly Fuckface
18. Sweet Jim
19. Da Plane!  Da Plane!
20. Kim the Feckless

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