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| World Expo...2010? |
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| Korean clustercuss |
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| Crashed-out Koreans |
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| Best band ever |
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| Robot hammerheads from France! Cool. |
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| Ocean future station thing, from France |
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| Worst robot band ever, from France |
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| Argentinians doing the dirty tango - I doubt if the little Korean kids in the front row were ready to see so much vagina. |
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| Forest of fake trees |
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| Step AWAY from the ocean! |
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| Angry Koreans queuing for four hours to watch Samsung propaganda |
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| Look look! I'm shitting in a bag, like a horse! |
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| Drinking too much Pisco in Peru, while people look at a squid |
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| Softcore porn proudly on display at the Nigerian pavilion |
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| Israel's pavilion was a giant chill room where ravers come down off ecstasy |
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| Sweet sweet Lithuanian beer |
So 'The Wife' and I bussed it into Yeosu to check out the Expo. "The living ocean and coast" is the theme. In other news, South Korea just announced it will resume commercial 'scientific' whaling. Korea!
So in spite of the ocean theme and harbor-front location, we were told by some wiener with a nametag it was fobidden to stand next to the actual ocean. Too dangerous. Korea!
The whole thing was the cheesy shitshow I knew it would be. But you can make anything fun, with silliness and a pint. We bounced between international pavilions, sampling a varied array of food and drink. Mostly drink. The booths were staffed by actual folks from the various countries, but they all looked drained, dead-eyed, and bitchy. Except the Lithuanian bar-tendress who winked at me, haha.
The whole thing cost like 3 billion dollars. Discuss.
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