-I saw a flat little dead mouse drying out after a rain, and it looked like a pathetic little spent teabag.
-Embarrassing admission: Sometimes I drive so fast on the sidewalk that I have to change gears.
-A fly landed on a urinal I was patronizing the other day and looked at me all sneaky-like, rubbing its little front hands together and rotating its eye-cluster accusingly.
-I finally solved the mystery of my daily out-of-whack rearview mirrors - clots of middle school girls checking their greasy bangs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tV8zSsMFSo
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