Rice Burger

  Back in the real world, eating convenience store sandwiches used to be a pretty good sign that I was stupid drunk.  In Korea, I wouldn't fucking eat a slimy convenience store sandwich if you put a big gun in my mouth.  Piles of convenience store triangle kimbaps, maybe, but not an asscrack-sando.
  Hey look, here's a hamburger with a bun made out of rice!  How different!  How funny!  How silly!  I dub this treat the 'Shit Burger'.  You call this a HAMBURGER?  Hey hey, listen to this: Killdozer - Hamburger Martyr