|You got to pay the troll toll...|
|Caveman! Fire! Extreeeeme!|
|Caveman water drink! Extreeeeme!|
|Dental floss bow-drill! Extreeeeme!|
That was cool though, because then we shifted into manly caveman 'Make fire!' mode, which was the shit. Amadeus went for a 'make sparks onto the open gas canister' technique, alternating between metal-on-stone action, and the old 'MacGyvering a flashlight bulb' tactic.
I went primal, and first tried rubbing two sticks together. It didn't work, but an ancient part of my existence was awakened, and my insides smiled. I then switched gears and made a bow-drill using dental floss and sticks. The concept worked, but the waxed floss was too slippery to get any friction going. Smelled nice and minty though.
We did not succeed in making fire on this night, but it's not who wins or loses, it's how you play the game.