|I will kick your fucking face|
I'm tired as a dog on fire from hiking all day - pictures and blah blahs shortly.
I went to the hospital yesterday to jump through the AIDS/meth addict hoops they make you jump through here. I'm ok admitting that I'm not too manly when it comes to getting blood tests - I get all sweaty and pale. Needles. Then the nurse gave me a dixie cup and marked a line halfway up with a sharpie, indicating the level I was supposed to fill it to. While in the bathroom, I was sorely tempted to fill the cup with semen instead of urine, just to see the look on her face. Sadly, I didn't follow through with my dastardly plot.
Ok, I'm off, there are seven episodes of Boardwalk Empire that ain't gonna watch themselves.