You know you really must be 85% Korean when you find yourself popping boiled quail eggs into your mouth like popcorn. I've seen Japanese Quail in Korea. Usually in farm fields, scuttling around all fast and shit. They're small birds, hence the eggs. The eggs are also small. Correspondingly small. I like turtles. I may hit up Busan with Piss-bottle Man this weekend. Maybe Cobain too if he can be convinced.