Beijing airport sucks

  It sincerely and truly does.  I was transferring through, and they lost my bag.  So of course to go make a claim and try to find the damn thing, I had to clear immigration.  I had no Chinese visa.  So I lied, pouted, snuck and bullied my way into the Bureaucratic People's Republic of China, without a visa, a feat for which I'm fairly proud.  Once in, I brow-beat and yelled at some Chinese guy with enough mock ferocity that my bag miraculously reappeared.  Then some drunk and hideous (man-o-lantern) Chinese fuckface harassed me and tugged on my arm in an elevator, an act that almost got his fat face punched in the most old-fashioned of ways.  That is why I say Beijing airport sucks, bing bang boom.