Krampus gon' getcha

No Martha, he has to learn not to be such a little shit.  Merry Christmas son!

Christmas demons, how very German.

BAD.ASS.

It's my hooooooves!

Gimme that fuckin' fruit, kid!

Krampus is the evil and long-tongued anti-Santa popular in several bleak yet efficient Central European countries.  He follows old Saint Nick around and harasses the bad kids, and I guess flogs them with branches or whatever.  I really really like that.  I also really really like the look of unbridled delight on Dad's face as Krampus busts through the door.  Take that, ya lil bastards!  No Christmas for you!  Ha!