|Post-soccer cool down in the frigid river|
|Looking down on Seowipo - hey there's my apartment! No not that one, the one next to it.|
|Pow! Then my hand fell off a milisecond later|
|A refreshing Coke at The Office|
|This kid kicked my ass at soccer|
I love the term "I've gotta piss like a demon!", and I use it all the time. Or "I've gotta piss like a dog on fire!"