They have these 'Giant Burger' things all over the place, they really bring in the punters. What they don't tell you is that it's not a hamburger at all. It's just a big shitty sandwich filled with Spam-type meatcrap, sweet minging pickles, a potato pancake (!), apple slices (!!), shredded cabbage, and an assortment of other side dishes. I've called a few sad burgers 'shitburger' on this blog before, but this one truly is, The King of all Shitburgers. What a sad sack of shit. The bread was pretty good though, if I'm honest.
Holy fuck, it's August.