The dog shit!

Steaming away

  Yeah it is, all of it.  This dog shit is particularly stacked-sausage-looking, with a hint of an elf-shoe tip.  I don't think I've ever gone on about elf-shoe tips.  I won't though, because this isn't a blog where I talk about shit.  The other day, I was horrified to discover that I was incapable of spelling the word 'illiterate'.

  In other news, I had a fantastic bowel-movement the other day, it went - Plop!  Splash!