The unemployment!

Don't leevz me heer, I iz too small to survive!

I likez to walk arawnd all fast and has adventurez.

I likez to eet my snott.

Silly hair + UFO

Is ever so sweet a drink to savor, after 2.5 years of slowly melting into the furniture.  My first day of freedom saw me getting a silly new haircut from a drunk friend, walking a silly little dog-beast around all day, and reading books in the sun, on the roof.  Life is short, eh.