Everyone, please sit on my scooter

I bet you're only gonna get more annoying as you age, you ajosshi larva

Fuck off straight to hell

One from the vaults

  So we're sitting there eating dinner tonight, and two little kids start crawling all over my scooter, with a playful emphasis on dry-humping the seat.  Then, a hideous man-o-lantern kicked the kids off and plopped his sagging garlic, smoke, and misery-smelling ass on my scooter, leaning and putting his little claws all over the 'dash' and handles.  I went right up to him and said 'Party's over, fella', and he reluctantly staggered off.  I will stay irie, I will stay irie, I will stay irie...