A filthy filthy little beast

 This guy barked like a bastard when I first parked my scooter near it.  I guess I'd be jumpy too if I was a dog that lived near three dogmeat 'farms'.  When I came back from patrolling a shit-smelling field for ghosts, this thing was ass-shaking, mouth-ham hangin', and a'smile-bowin'.  Filthy little beast.